Stratford Bakery (No Cannabis) Satirical Sweets • Honest Ingredients • Handmade in Connecticut

Welcome to Stratford Bakery — where sarcasm meets sugar and nostalgia gets a modern twist. We’re not here to preach “clean eating.” We’re here to celebrate real flavor, human laughter, and unapologetic indulgence.

Our bakery is inspired by the munchies culture, minus the infusion — think fresh-baked satire served with golden-brown cookies, crumbly humor, and a wink of rebellion. Every treat is made by hand in Stratford, Connecticut, using honest ingredients and a big sense of humor. It’s dessert with personality — for people who take flavor and quality seriously, but not themselves.

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